After Tiger Woods wins the British Open, how is he going to celebrate?
A) Make a fat donation to a Sub-Saharan African charity and go to church to thank Jesus (or whomever) for the victory.
B) Go sit in a bar and drink and cry tears over his wife not being there.
C) Order up a squadron of London’s best hookers and strippers and do them deep into the night.
D) Go back to his hotel and make brownies.
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I say all 4. Poor old Tiger is a very conflicted individual, but he wont make the brownies, he’ll have them flown in from Amsterdam.
I’m guessing D.
And my prize is??????
C AND D
I don’t.
hopefully getting counsel for his sex addictions. Elin is making like a bandit because if you are going to be married to a cheater she is the one laughing her way to the bank.
A, B, and C. A, to get good press again. B. Get drunk. C. Pick up hookers, drunk.
If he laced the brownies with pot, than possibly D as well.
A & B aren’t going to happen
" D"Hotel rooms don’t have ovens
So I guessing "C" Amsterdam is a short trip away