How are Zeus and Tiger Woods alike?

by admin on January 10, 2011

Comparing Zeus and Tiger Woods for a paper, any ideas?

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R. G January 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm: 1. Infidelity – both cheated on their wives with numerous women.
2. Oak trees – Tiger hit the hydrant and an oak tree outside his house in his famous crash, and the oak tree is sacred to Zeus.
3. Cypress – Tiger was born there (in California) and Zeus had sex with Europa under a cypress tree.
4. Influential fathers – Tiger’s father influenced him to play golf, Zeus grew up determined to topple his father.
5. Toppled icon – Tiger is no longer the #1 golfer, and the famous Statue of Zeus at Olympia (one of the 7 wonders of the world) was destroyed
Spin January 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm: one word: WOMEN
Jaxon Pemberton January 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm: lets bang bang
Shhh ...I'm surveying a moose! January 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm: they both can’t keep it in their pants
sub zero January 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm: women and rough golf sex.