Why is "John" with the Cleveland Indians avatar here every time i casually log in?

I only come here possibly once a week now and only for a few minutes and i see this guy here…talking about the same things….arguing about Lebron and Kobe…..talking about Miami now that Lebrick ditched the Cavs.

Do you think we could all pitch in and help find him a job and god willing, a girlfriend or at least a fuck buddy?

I know a fat chick that does the hiring at Wendys and she could double as his "partner" but im not sure if he has the skills necessary to run the drive thru and make fountain drinks? What should we do basketball section about "John"? Surely its not a grown man….i cant see a grown man spending his entire life + weekends in here.

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